Clearly, I've got issues.
(As if this is a surprise to any of you...)
I've been going to church on Saturday for years now. For years, I've worn something BESIDES a dress or skirt to church. I've even worn (shock, gasp...) JEANS!!!!
Clearly I'm a heathen. Or something. I grew up Southern Baptist. Back then (i.e.-in the good ole' days), we wore dresses or skirts to church. You were allowed to wear "dress jeans" at night for youth group, but on Sunday morning, you wore a dress or a skirt.
And you COULD be at church for an event on Saturday, but you didn't GO to church on Saturday. You WENT to church on SUNDAY. You could also go on Wednesday night, but you should ALSO have gone on Sunday. You went to church on Sunday. THAT was church day.
So basically, I'm saying the entire Southern Baptist Convention is to blame for my issues.
It never fails. Every Sunday morning I wake up and begin to feel guilty for not being at church. I know that I went to church the day before. It doesn't matter. The Southern Baptist Convention ruined me. Church is on Sunday, and I am probably evil because I'm not a church on Sunday.
Oh. But it gets worse. (I know...WHAT could get worse than that. All I can say is...Brace yourselves...)
I can't remember the last time I wore a skirt or a dress to church...even when I DID go on Sunday (which has been rare). Most times, I wear jeans. I've been known to wear shorts as well. To CHURCH. On Saturday AND Sunday!
Is there any hope for my guilt-ridden conscience?