This has been on the dash of my car for a week now:

I keep wondering if he's going to melt away in the heat.  Instead, he just keeps laying there.  Smiling.  With that goofy grin. 

No one claims responsibility for putting him there.  I am fairly certain my husband is at fault have my suspicions as to who is responsible.

In the meantime, there he sits.  Because what fun would it be to remove him?