Nana is coming in a week.  I didn't realize how wonderful this was until my kids volunteered to clean their bathroom for Nana.  

Did you hear that?

I said they volunteered to clean.  A BATHROOM.  THEIR bathroom. 

Which...well...it's a kid's bathroom.  Specifically, the bathroom utilized by my son.

Need I say more?  I mean really.

So all was going well.  We were getting the house cleaned for Nana.

And then yesterday comes.

And I asked my son to go clean his room.

His response?  Is the whole world just against me?

Um.  I asked you to clean your room.

Son:   I know.  Have YOU seen my room?

Mom:  *face palm*

Go clean your room.