Authorities
at Galleria Mall in Las Vegas issued an emergency alert today asking
all wives, girlfriends, mothers, significant others, or anyone who might
be lonely to please come claim the hundreds of men who have been
abandoned at the mall this holiday weekend.
Employees
at the mall didn’t realize the severity of the situation until closing
time Sunday when they were forced to shepherd out scores of men from stores
like Dick’s Sporting Goods, Game Stop, and The Sharper Image.
“We
even had to have security cut off the line at Starbucks so they could
actually shut down for the night,” recounts one employee. “I think
that’s when we realized the severity of the situation. We let them stay until Monday hoping some of them would just naturally wander out and go to work. Unfortunately most are still here, eyes glazed over, as if trapped in a mindless prison with no way out. Every woman or child who walks by; they look at hopefully. I've never seen such a thing in my life!"
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