I gotta be honest with you.  Stories like this just warm my heart.  According to that article in Medical News Today, high chocolate consumption reduces your risk of heart disease and stroke by one-third.

Let me go over that with you again.  That's not just chocolate consumption in general, but HIGH chocolate consumption.  I will now judge my husband's love for me based on how much chocolate he brings me.  If he really loves me and wants me to live a long, healthy life...he will bring me much chocolate.

Here's my question, though.  How does one get in such a study?  This seems like the PERFECT study for me.  I hereby willingly offer myself as a sacrifice for all of humanity by agreeing to participate in future chocolate studies.

Does my selflessness and humility not underwhelm you?