I'm wondering, though, if I titled this post correctly. Perhaps this one would have been more appropriate: "The Post From Which I'll Lose Lots Of Subscribers". Because I'm certain I will. This post totally proves that I am about the most inadequate parent you'll ever find. Either that or "The Post From Which I'll Be Awarded the Title of "
I mean let's face it. I let my son have COFFEE! (Did she just say that she gives her SON coffee!!)
What kind of a horrible mother does that make me? (At least she knows what kind of a horrible, no good, rotten, terrible mother she is! I would NEVER give MY child coffee! I'm perfect. Unlike her.)
Oh. But it gets worse. I know. Hard to imagine worse than giving your 8yr old son coffee. But trust me, it does get worse. MUCH worse. (MUCH worse than giving her son coffee? Where's that number for DHS again? I'm DEFINITELY going to have to call THIS mother in!)
What, pray tell, is SO much worse than JUST giving my 8yr old son coffee?
It's coffee that has been made by his father. I know this doesn't sound THAT bad. Trust me on this one, though. If you were to ever have his coffee you would understand the full impact of that statement.
My husband doesn't just make coffee. He takes an ENTIRE can of Folgers and adds a little water so it's drinkable. And just enough so that it's drinkable. Any less and it wouldn't be drinkable. Any more and it wouldn't be my husband's coffee.
Those with whom he works at SOS Radio would totally attest to the validity of my words.
Alright. I'm putting on my flame-retardant suit. It's a little worse for wear right now because of my migraine, though...so at least be a little nice. K?